and the universe said I love you because you are love.

the-king-of-lemons

triviallytrue

by far the funniest thing you can say immediately after winning the NBA finals

triviallytrue

for those of you who don't follow basketball, this guy is the best player in the world right now

nacseo-scrawl

#you don't understand how completely devoted jokic is to racing horses#he's tried to quit basketball several times to commit full time to his horses#he doesn't even like playing basketball i don't think, he's just stupid good at it#he's counting down the days until he can retire to move back to serbia and work with his horses#his post retirement plans are becoming a 'trotting coach' his words @sayheykid

dhaaruni

#HOW TO DODGE NBA DRAFT

snarling-through-our-smiles

#basketball #I LEARNED THIS LORE I LEARNED THIS LORE #DUE TO OUR STAR WARS CHAT MELTING DOWN INTO ESPN SPORTZONE #so jokic has been giving these vibes for his team's ENTIRE championship run up to and INCLUDING after the win #at the press conference afterwards (bear in mind he has just won the most PRESTIGIOUS PRIZE in all basketball)#he said to the reporter 'the job is done now we can go home 😐'#and then in the morning presser after someone asked if jokic was excited for the parade #he was like 'parade? when is parade? no no - i need to go home' and put his head in his hands #AND THEN THE PARADE HAPPENED AND THE TEAM WAS PLIED WITH COPIOUS CHAMPAGNE AND ADORATION OF DENVER POPULACE #jokic got on the mike after several Champagne (TM) applications #and said 'HELLO DENVER I KNOW I TOLD I DIDN'T WANT TO STAY ON PARADE BUT I FUCKING WANT TO STAY ON PARADE THIS IS THE BEST'#(yes that is a verbatim quote you can CHECK me on it)#that night the entire team went to a club and jokic got a round of this special plum vodka for the table #it apparently DESTROYED them all bc the next morning one of his teammates did an IG live from his hotel bed #it was super dark and you could see like half the poor dude's face smushed against the pillow #and he said in the most Sickly and Hungover Voice Imaginable #'i want you all to know...this is nikola's fault...he did this to me...#i'm never drinking again...it was that serbian shit...nikola did this to me...' (via @takiki16)

this narrative needs to be exposed to the world and not hidden in the tags. long live star wars espn sportzone chat.

pixiefoibles

fruitpilled-peachcel

gonna call in a shitter like it's a medevac helicopter and I'm a wounded GI in the jungles of Vietnam

powerburial

imagine getting in one of these and sitting down and a few seconds later you feel it lift off the ground

tsunderrated

too busy imagining one of these malfunctioning and raining shit from the sky onto the populace

grydyne-ze

a tag that reads: a second toilet has hit the twin towers

theramblingvoid

notfeelingsowell

You know what I love? When characters are almost unconscious, but not quite.

Slumped over, a complete ragdoll in the others’ hands, but alert enough to groan softly at different sensations, eyes hooded and glazed, just wide enough to gather a blurry image of their surroundings. Though they’re dizzy and their limbs feel like lead, they gain comfort in the others’ touch, unconsciously leaning into them, eyelids fluttering in hazy relief at the soothing, concerned gestures.

but-what-if-its-whumpy

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pcktknife

kn1ght-l1ght

Posting this iconic piece of media that I just NEVER found online isolated except in an archived reddit thread

reipinto

spiribia

i definitely think minecraft won't be the game for everyone in the end and that's just how things are no problem but i do think *some* people who don't get the hype of it just need to play with their friends and build a house with them. its also for doing things like this.

sleepsnumber1fan

candiewrapper

They're in love

im deeply both

the-king-of-lemons

deadsprout

At first Netflix said, come write for us. We’ll save your cancelled shows and write about whatever niche story you want. Our algorithm says people will watch it!

Then a few years later they said, regardless of our promises or contract obligations we are cancelling shows after two seasons without telling anyone. Turns out no matter how loved a show is, we get less subscriptions after the second season.

How many subscriptions did we bring you? Netflix won’t say.

So writers started writing two season shows. Just give us two seasons, Netflix. Like you promised.

Then Netflix said, oops sorry! Turns out your show didn’t premiere at #1 and the views in the first day weren’t what we wanted so we’re cancelling your second season.

What were the numbers? How many people watched our show? Netflix doesn’t say.

Then, they did something extra special. They started taking shows and splitting their first season into two halves. Inside Job was not two seasons. It was one season split in half.

Oops! Sorry! The second half of your first season didn’t do as well as the first half, so now your show is cancelled!

Why? How many people? How much money? These companies are making cash hand over fist and they refuse to tell people the truth: people loved your show. Loved it. But some corpo exec wanted an infinite money making machine. Do you know how long shows are in production for before you watch them? Years. Like, 5+, even 10+ years. And Netflix gives it less than a week before they decide whether you’re getting cancelled.

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